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Also, I didn’t read her first book, so I have no point of comparison.I’ve read some excerpts, though, and the reviews are as mixed as are the views of Brandi herself.
The first two words in Chapter One are “Fuck me.” Frankly, the word “fuck”, in all variations and forms – noun, verb, adjective, adverb, etc.– is used so frequently that the book would have been about 30 pages shorter without it. Every page contains a hashtag – I assume to make Brandi look funny and edgy.Most of this chapter rehashes her marriage to Eddie and the hurt his affair and marriage to Leann Rimes caused her and her two boys.As for her boys, before calling them her little fuckers, she says that she has three permanent reminders of her marriage – Mason, Jake and HPV. She also tells readers about her vaginal rejuvenation that turned her kitty into that of a 17 year old’s.She does clarify that, due to a sexual relationship with a well-endowed NFL player, it may be closer to 23 years old now.es, I read it and I’m going to blame ice storm Pax, which, apparently doesn’t always translate to peace.
We lost our phone, internet and television service for about 30 hours.
As Joni Mitchell says, “You don’t know what you got till it’s gone.”I tried to read this as objectively as possible, but I don’t think I did a very good job at it.
Brandi isn’t my favorite housewife this season for myriad reasons I’m sure most of you can understand, so despite my best efforts, I’m afraid that my opinion about this book isn’t entirely unbiased.
She claims that she’s still trying to figure out Twitter. You should never kiss and tell, especially when it’s a really famous Scottish actor and you’re on live television. Finally, when you write and entire-ry album about your affair with a married man, most people won’t buy it.
She ends the chapter with some of the lessons she’s learned while dating after divorce: 1. Every woman gets wrinkly elbows eventually, and there’s no such thing as knee lifts. She spends a considerable amount of space talking about how awful it was to live in THE VALLEY, specifically Calabasas.
Bathroom hookups are great ideas in theory – but a little less practical when there are cameras filming your every move. She writes that her ex banished her there, locking her up like Rapunzel.