Dating depression and dirtbags
If you lost your sterilized swabs and have misplaced your forensic fingerprint kit, fear not, these are the top 17 signs you’re dating a dirtbag:1.) Minimal Messaging If your celly shows no signs of life (no missed calls or neglected text messages), odds are your hero is a zero.
Trust is earned, not given.8.) Avalanche of Emotions If your guy or girl cries (or almost) during sex, tells you that they’re “crazy about you” and how they can’t concentrate at work because they’re thinking about you all day, but they display other shady behavior, be cautious.The person you’re dating could be overly emotional as a way to convince you of their fake feelings.9.) Blame Game If they’re suddenly battling depression demons, or their family is bothering them, or their job is causing mega-stress and any of this is dampening burgeoning feelings for you, they’re just disguising a desire to break-up.10.) Liar Pantson If I had a dollar for every time a guy told me he logged onto his online dating account to check on “important notifications” or to “cancel” (how creative!) as an excuse for why he’s cyber surfing for new chickadees, I’d be a millionaire.If you’ve been dating for a while, and you’re seeing each other a few times a week and he’s still on the hunt, he’s a coward and a cheater. I did date a guy past the month marker who I was getting relationship-y with and noticed he was active over a weekend…he claimed he “cancelled” his account and went on to prove it!He had the time-stampped good-bye emails and I was able to view the messages directly in his inbox (thanks, Joe).ZENOBIA: I would like to discuss the possibility of hiring another housekeeper if Mattie ever gets married as you know I’m chronically ill and the doctor insists I have a live-in carer to help treat my condition ETHAN FROME: jesus when did u get so cold ZENOBIA: it’s just that as we have both acknowledged Mattie is in fact a very bad housekeeper and it’s quite painful for me to watch you do things for her you long ago ceased to do for me ETHAN FROME: wow so just because i leave u alone in bed all day but shave and get dressed up to impress your maid u think that justifies your objecting to me going to interrupt her date right now??
-it usually involves serious detective work, in-depth investigation and lots of time spent deciphering clues.
While the beginning of every relationship should feel very easy and enjoyable, oftentimes the biggest signs of a crime to come (i.e.
stolen heart and fleeing the scene) occur in the early stages.
If he has integrity and is a stand-up guy, it will be obvious.
11.) Capture the Cad If they have no real regret or remorse about being caught pussy prowling online, flirting with other girls/guys, or creating new momentum with an ex, they’re not a quality long-term dating prospect.12.) The Defense Rests You should NEVER be ashamed of your hobbies, beliefs or values.
If the guy/girl you’re seeing makes you defend your love of socializing, family time or watching reality TV, it’s time to bounce.