Dating while living with parents
If she ain’t buying it, start sniffling, and then start balling your eyes out that all you want to do is be at home to take care of your father given his bladder problems.
It’s apparently very common to live at home with mom and dad after college. After four years of college, where there are just ridiculous amounts of parties and unspoken amounts of fun, who on earth goes home and lives back with mom and dad?Some statistics have the figure at 80% of newly grads move back home. Even if I was unemployed, I’d pay several hundred bucks and rent the sofa in my buddy’s living room or something.Is there no feeling of guilt living at home with parents as a grown adult? Right on my street, live three 26-27 year old young bucks with grandma. Askyour mom or dad to make your favorite meatloaf when you invite your girly friend over.Come on, how can these guys live with themselves living with grandma? Since you can’t find a place to live on your own, it’s doubtful that you can cook for yourself either.So I got to thinking, perhaps it is feasible to live at home with mom and dad, or grandma and still get girls! That’s right, say it with me now, “” It’s likely that your parents have a much nicer house than you could ever afford on your own. Make sure your parents cook the meatloaf right, or else send it back!Tell the girl YOU bought the place, and mention you are taking care of your parents in their advanced age. Say, Girls say a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
The reality is, the way to a woman’s heart is also through her stomach, so feed her well. When your girl stays over while you’re sporting your favorite Star Trek PJs, tell her to not worry about her laundry.
You’re going to ask your mom to hook you guys up with some fresh undies.
In fact, ask her to bring her entire two weeks worth of laundry for your parents to wash.
You can talk about all the eco-friendly detergent that “you” bought and how you no longer use static cling products because they pollute the drinking water for baby pandas.
You will get extra brownie points for your thoughtfulness for sure! When you finally reveal to the girl you’re living with mom and dad – don’t kid yourself as the truth will ultimately come out – just tell her that it’s only temporary.
Rationalize to her how it’s wasteful to not utilize the 3rd and 4th bedrooms, or your mom’s basement.